In Coffee Spoons

Me: Man, I oughta clean this ashtray out one of these days.

Holly: Yeah, it's starting to need it. Some of these look old enough to be from our last party.

Me: Yeah, I think they are.

Erin: WHAT?

Me: Huh?

Erin: You haven't cleaned that ashtray out since NEW YEAR'S?

Me: Uh, no...

Erin: @!$#! I thought you were cleaning it regularly like a normal person! I thought that was like two weeks worth of butts and thought you were in total denial about being addicted! I was WORRIED about you!

Me: Oh! Oh no, no. That's four months worth right there.

Erin: @$#@!#@$@!%!@!%@#%!

Holly: Lulz.