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Megan ([info]glas) wrote,
@ 2009-05-27 20:24:00

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Current mood: nostalgic
Current music:"A Satisfied Mind", Johnny Cash
Entry tags:school, silliness, writing

My professors LOVE me.
Assignment: Write about a memorable childhood event.

Here's my list of possible topics so far.


  • The Great Potater Incident

  • The Great Tomater Incident

  • The Peanut Stuck Up My Nose

  • The Day I Killed Tommy

  • The Clown Who Molestered Me

  • Too Many Hot Dogs

  • When Momma Birthed the Halfbreed

  • Daddy Became A Woman

  • The Day We Shot JFK

  • Taking The Entire Fist

  • Killing My First Thai Hooker

  • When the Dead Walked the Earth


Now accepting votes, alternate suggestions, and moral outrage.

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[info]thevirginmonkey
2009-05-28 12:55 pm UTC (link)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! oh, my god.

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Dap saying something here
(Anonymous)
2009-06-02 10:17 pm UTC (link)
All of them are great, though I'm a bit against the Thai hooker one and more in favour of the misspelled ones (tomater, molestered) for the greater "child" presence in the narrator's voice.

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(Anonymous)
2009-06-03 11:39 pm UTC (link)
"Killing My First Thai Hooker" just has that special ring to it. My vote's for that one.

Also, have you gotten to go see "Up"? Because I love it.

H

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