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My professors LOVE me.

mood: nostalgic
music: "A Satisfied Mind", Johnny Cash
Assignment: Write about a memorable childhood event.

Here's my list of possible topics so far.

  • The Great Potater Incident

  • The Great Tomater Incident

  • The Peanut Stuck Up My Nose

  • The Day I Killed Tommy

  • The Clown Who Molestered Me

  • Too Many Hot Dogs

  • When Momma Birthed the Halfbreed

  • Daddy Became A Woman

  • The Day We Shot JFK

  • Taking The Entire Fist

  • Killing My First Thai Hooker

  • When the Dead Walked the Earth


Now accepting votes, alternate suggestions, and moral outrage.
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Posted on May. 27th, 2009 at 08:24 pm | | Inscribe | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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[info]thevirginmonkey

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! oh, my god.
Posted on May. 28th, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC) | | Reply

(Anonymous)

Dap saying something here

All of them are great, though I'm a bit against the Thai hooker one and more in favour of the misspelled ones (tomater, molestered) for the greater "child" presence in the narrator's voice.
Posted on Jun. 2nd, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC) | | Reply

(Anonymous)

"Killing My First Thai Hooker" just has that special ring to it. My vote's for that one.

Also, have you gotten to go see "Up"? Because I love it.

H
Posted on Jun. 3rd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) | | Reply