In Coffee Spoons

"Idiom" by Matej Kren



Found @ foundshit.com who found it somewhere else.

Uno

Dos

Tres

Me: Question one. The percutaneous transluminal--

Christian Bale: WALKING AROUND LIKE AH DAT DA DA DA DA

Me: Shhh, Mr. Bale, I'm taking a test. The percutaneous translu--

Christian Bale: OOOOOH GOOOOOOOD

Me: Not now, Mr. Bale! I am taking a test!

Christian Bale: DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TRASH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS?

Me: Shut up!

Christian Bale: SHUT UP FOR A FUCKING SECOND ALREADY!

Me: CHRISTIAN BALE YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW I AM TAKING A FUCKING TEST.

Christian Bale: ...

Me: ...

Christian Bale: ...

Me: The percutaneous trans--

Christian Bale: SANTA FEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: *headdesk*



P.S. Passed the test.

There are a lot of people coming to Christian Bale's defense regarding his on-set rant, and I agree with them completely. There's a lot of talk regarding the pressures of acting and method acting in particular, the power of an emotional scene, the amount that he actually said versus the amount that his character said, etc. Pretty much every theatre person I've talked to has agreed that the DP was at fault.

But no one seems to be touching on the most important reason why this rant is defensible:

It was hot as all hell. Holy fuck. Hot as hell.


[01:46] Seiran79: I don't think I would mind being assaulted by Christian Bale. I mean, assuming he didn't go for my throat.
[01:47] Shinaichica: Assuming he didn't go for the throat I would imagine it would be somewhat pleasurable.
[01:48] Seiran79: It's so nice when my friends agree with me instead of suggesting I seek professional help.

Yup.

1. Explore my personal philosophy.

2. Learn more about philosophy.

3. Never stop learning.

4. Get my certification as a medical clerk.

5. Have an excellent semester.

6. Become a better writer.

7. Write every day.

8. Write ten poems.

9. Post 43 of my favourite poems.

10. Own a bookstore.

11. Read 100 books.

12. Read more classics.

13. Be more creative.

14. Learn how to draw.

15. Learn how to paint.

16. Make a collage.

17. Post 43 of my favourite works of art.

18. Learn more about art history.

19. Learn more about music.

20. Listen to more classical music.

21. Post 43 of my favourite song lyrics.

22. Make a short film.

23. Make an indie horror film.

24. Watch more art films.

25. Watch more foreign films.

26. Learn French.

27. Learn Welsh.

28. Learn Japanese.

29. Travel the world.

30. Become a fabulous cook.

31. Try new recipes.

32. Explore new flavours of tea.

33. Lose 55 pounds.

34. Eat healthier.

35. Eat more fruits and vegetables.

36. Exercise daily.

37. Do my yoga and meditation every day.

38. Stop pulling my hair.

39. Stop picking my skin.

40. Cleanse my face every morning and night.

41. Be unapologetically listy.

42. List 43 men I wouldn't kick outta bed.

43. List 43 women I wouldn't kick outta bed.

@ 43things.com

January: GJ went down in dramatic flames of flaming drama.

February: Please take care to label your mp3s correctly, and double-check that you haven't mixed up any titles.

March: I'm sorry, what?

April: Check out Erin's journal first for her very, very short and very, very perfect review of the Burton adaptation.

May: This is me *finally* updating about my move more than a week after it happens, go me.

June: Lettuce, tomato,
cucumbers and celery,
carrots and your mom.

July: So the plan *was* to watch La Orfanata, then go to bed.

August: I totally could not play that game at all.

September: I'm alive.

October: I spent the last couple of weeks doing five minutes of freewrite a day, a nonstop uncensored stream of anything that my mind tossed out.

November: I was really unsure of whether he'd get Michigan, so all of my voting friends rock.

December: Oh, what would I give to be wrong about human nature.



That is a lot less coherent than this meme usually turns up for me. Awesome.

Every day I fully intend to make a good long post about how I'm actually doing, and every day I end up doing shit like this instead:



See, if I'd been updating, that image would actually make sense.

Sort of.

Seiran: Oh, what would I give to be wrong about human nature.
Seiran: I think that was the title of my thesis.
ccchuck: i only wore panrties casue they made me
Seiran: No, wait, *that* was the title of my thesis.


Llwyd: fuck YOU all
Llwyd: fuckers
Seiran: Lwyd, I think we should talk about your issues. Let's form a circle. Feel free to cry.
Llwyd: seiran, i will slap you to death with my moobs
Seiran: That is the best threat I have ever received.


jayegoodman@verizon.net: whats up
Seiran: My meds quit working and David Lynch says I'm a dream! How are you?


findingxhope: smart is fucking great.
seiran_o19o: It is.
findingxhope: it is, sometimes, our only isle of solace
findingxhope: in a sea of mediocrity, cruelty, and other humans.
seiran_o19o: This is what teaching will do to you.

Journal's currently undergoing a makeover, as you can see.

Makeover somewhat fucked for completely unknown reasons.

ETA: I'm now thinking that I'd like to switch back to one of my old layouts and just keep this colour scheme and background, but I don't know if I could upload my header image as a journal title. Going to keep playing with it.

Also, posted the missing answers to the music meme.

ETA: Final answers posted!

1) Hit shuffle on your playlist and pick the first thirty songs to come up.
2) Write down a line of the song (try to avoid using one that contains the song title).
3) Have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (NO CHEATING!)
4) When someone guesses correctly, strike out the line and list the correct name of the song next to it.

( Weird lyrics of weird music. )

Skipped a lot of songs that were instrumental, or weren't in English, so you're welcome. Had a hard time deciding what constituted "a line" with some songs, due to the line between obvious and impossible. Went with impossible on a couple cause Erin knows them so damn well.

I may do a similar movie quote meme soon. Like the next time I have to try very hard not to think about John McCain.

[03:23] J I M M Y: no,,iam trying to open any subject of discussion with you,,
[03:23] J I M M Y: i wount hide it i do like talking about sex
[03:24] seiran: There's talking about it and there's trolling for it.
[03:26] J I M M Y: teache me,,
[03:26] J I M M Y: iam not kidding,,
[03:26] seiran: If you never learned appropriate social boundaries, that's your own problem.
[03:27] J I M M Y: some people are ok with how i talk,,and seam to be even more than this
[03:27] seiran: I'm sure they are. If you never learned that the internet is not an appropriate place to learn social boundaries, that's your own problem.
[03:28] J I M M Y: :(

Signed up for two online courses to keep my brain oiled-- a fiction workshop, because it's definitely my weakest point in writing, and beginner's Welsh.

My Welsh is already off to a great start.

Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod.

Liberty, overworked and underslept and believing it to be the 12th, sent me my birthday internet goodness today:





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and

A kitty video (of a kitty)


Thank you, sweetie! GO GET SOME SLEEP.

Here is a stupid meme for you, since I wouldn't want anyone to get the impression that moving to Ann Arbor has given me any kind of real life.

That, and I've been up since 5 in the morning.

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Google the following and choose from the first page of search results...

1. "Your name looks like"

MEGAN LOOKS LIKE A WATERMELON AND I WANT TO EAT HER....

2. "(Your name) needs"

Megan needs a very quiet home in a place with few or no thunder storms

3. "(Your name) has"

Megan has a lot to learn about being a good friend, though.

4. "(Your name) does"

megan does it all by ball bustin cock thrustin smut!!

5. "(Your name) goes" or "has gone"

Megan has gone from her small country town with the population of only 15000 people to the bright lights and big city of New York!

6. "(Your name) loves"

Megan loves tummy time

7. "(Your name) hates"

Megan Hates Kristen: Videos

8. "(Your name) eats"

MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S! MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S! MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S! MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S! MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S! MEGAN EATS AT FRIENDLY'S!

9. "(Your name) will"

Megan will be a fun-filled evening for the whole family

10. "(Your name) died"

Megan Died Never Knowing This Young Man Didn't Exist

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Also: Gotta love it when my Winamp shuffle pops on "Under the Sea" and reminds me that I actually have no taste in music.